HELP WANTED: Conductor for Three-Note Pipe Ensemble

HELP WANTED: Conductor for a one-afternoon Copper Market demonstration using three tuned steam pipes.

REQUIREMENTS: Basic timing, clear hand signals and willingness to stop immediately if the engineering supervisor raises either eyebrow.

PAY: 5 brass coins plus tea.

APPLY: Gazette Box C-016 with musical experience. Knowledge of more than three notes is welcome but not strictly necessary.