City Engineering released its October summary this evening. The city remained operational through fog, frost, fallen leaves, market vegetables, incorrect arrows, improvised ponds and a measurable increase in objects being described as temporary.
The report records one travelling scarf, one municipal measuring chain recovered from the canal, one acorn of uncertain postal status and continued unverified sightings of the travelling teaspoon. Officials stress that none of these constitute a coordinated pattern.
November maintenance begins tomorrow. Residents should report ice, blocked drains, damaged lamps and equipment behaving outside its intended function. Household cutlery remains a household matter unless, once again, it reaches public infrastructure.
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