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Letter Addressed Only to “The Tall House” Produces Seventeen Possible Destinations
A letter with no street, district or name has given postal workers the exciting opportunity to consider every tall building in Ventorn.
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Latest reports, incidents and everyday peculiarities from across the City of Ventorn.
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Rain Closes Lower Stairs; Warning Sign Attempts Escape Twice
Heavy rain closed one staircase this morning. The warning sign also tried to leave, which officials considered unhelpful.
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Ancient Gauge Donated to Museum; Adjustment Screw Already Attracts Attention
An enormous old pressure gauge has entered the city museum, where visitors have immediately become interested in the one part labelled DO NOT TOUCH.
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Copper Market Introduces New Stall Numbers; Stall 42½ Officially Abolished
The Market Office has launched a new numbering system after traders proved that integers alone were not enough supervision.
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Apprentice Mistakes Warning Bell for Lunch and Returns With Pastry
A workshop apprentice responded efficiently to the wrong bell and has now learned that hunger is not an official timing system.
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Lost Tool Chest Completes Three-District Tour Without Owner
A missing tool chest has been recovered after seeing more of Ventorn in one afternoon than its owner usually sees in a week.
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Boiler Street Announces Steam-Bun Contest; Structural Integrity Now a Judging Category
Ventorn’s bakers will compete this Saturday in taste, appearance and whether the bun survives being carried to the judges.
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Two Lower Quarter Streets Reopen; Faulty Gauge Still Claims Everything Is Fine
Two streets have reopened after pressure testing, although one removed gauge maintained an admirable commitment to the same reading.
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Engineering Office Clarifies That Blue Valves Are Not Public Suggestions
Blue municipal valves are for engineers, not curious residents, amateur inventors or people who “just wanted to see.”
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Postal Bird No. 7 Refuses Route and Will Not Explain Why
Mechanical Postal Bird No. 7 has rejected part of its assigned route despite passing every inspection technicians have tried so far.
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Copper Market Pipe Hums Three Notes; Traders Immediately Form Strong Musical Opinions
A market pipe produced three clear notes this morning, creating disagreement over whether it was music, plumbing or showing off.
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Night Workers Hear the Copper Street Knocking; New Rule Says Do Not Knock Back
Workers have heard the underground knocking again. The Engineering Office has added a rule that should not have been necessary.
