CITY NEWS
Residents Hear Knocking Beneath Copper Street; Someone Knocks Back
Repeated metallic knocking has been reported beneath Copper Street. Engineers are investigating. One resident has already made things less helpful.
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Latest reports, incidents and everyday peculiarities from across the City of Ventorn.
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Steam Cloud Swallows Market Lane; Vegetable Seller Later Recovered
A steam leak briefly erased two shopfronts, a delivery cart and one vegetable seller from public view.
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Parcel Addressed to “The Person Who Knows What This Is” Remains Unclaimed
A clicking parcel with an extremely confident but completely useless address is waiting at the Central Postal Office.
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Copper Market Extends Saturday Hours; Stall 42 Continues to Exist in Two Places
Copper Market will stay open an hour later this Saturday, assuming visitors can first determine which Stall 42 they mean.
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Lower Quarter Pressure Drops; Residents Attempt Traditional Repair Method: Hitting the Gauge
A brief pressure drop affected the Lower Quarter this morning, followed by several residents testing the ancient engineering technique of hitting things.
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Postal Service Reports Delays After an Entirely Ordinary Mechanical Disagreement
East Tower deliveries are running late after a regulator and a postal engineer apparently disagreed about how machinery should behave.
